Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Lumpy's lookin' FREAKY! (EP2 Update)

We have some new update news to share with you today. Or more like new beauty shots of Lumpy…I think.

Boy, Lumpy looks like he’s having a bad hair day. Wait, Lumpy doesn’t have hair. So what kind of a day do Zgrunturians have when they wake up on the wrong side of the hyperbaric sleeping chamber??

Well, at any rate, Lumpy looks all sorts of weird. A bit disturbing in fact.

So where did I get these pics? Well, when I walked by Ben’s desk this morning to check on the dev progress on the Tazer, he tried to shut off his monitor. I think he didn’t want me to see what he was working on. Heh. But I still managed to swipe these pics off of his desk before he hit the power switch.

When I asked Ben why Lumpy(?) looks so weird, he told me that he’s just fine. But he was giggling uncontrollably as he said that, so I’ll take his comments with a chunk of kosher salt.

Hmm, maybe I should have a word with Lumpy’s Agent to ask him if there’s something we should know about Lumpy (I heard he’s finally back from “questionings” at the MNU).

Anyone have any idea of what’s going on with Lumpy?


  1. Yas, those pics are mine! Give them back. I've changed the locks on the lab so you can't go snooping around any more. Lumpy is fine, everyone. Just fine...

  2. I'm sorry, I can't do that. And like I said earlier, I've snagged more pics!

    The public has the right to know what's going on! They want EP2, and I'm gonna give them any info I can get! Just you try and stop me! :D